December 2010
1 post
When You Look Too Long Into the Abyss
The abyss thinks you are a creeper. It only looks into you when you eat bad chinese food. Just sayin’
Dec 13th
November 2009
1 post
Best Part About Being Stephen Harper:
He gets to eat babies, and nobody says anything because it seems so natural and right that he should. People look at him and think “Hey, now there’s a man who would eat a juicy, delicious baby.” Om nom nom. Just sayin’
Nov 18th
June 2009
5 posts
I Love Lazers
Light Amplified by Ztimulated Emission of Radiation makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Literally. Just sayin’
Jun 30th
Michael Jackson Has Kicked The Bucket
It’s autopsy time. I have several years worth of bets pending on my Pod Creature™ theory. Chop chop, now. Get with the slicing! Just sayin’
Jun 26th
Clinic Trip
Getting antibiotics for my throat. That’s what SHE said, but for very different reasons. See, I have laryngitis, while SHE has a nasty case of syphilis. Just sayin’
Jun 25th
Jun 20th
Pants On! Pants Off!
Know how the Human Torch yells “Flame on!” to activate his powers? I wish this also worked for pants. Just sayin’
Jun 16th
May 2009
6 posts
When your cat compulsively rubs her face against EVERYTHING, it is unwise to leave half of an apple on the table. Not even for a minute. Just sayin’
May 8th
The holes in the boards around construction...
Are for seeing, not for peeing, you sick fuck! Just sayin’
May 6th
Ending sentences with “much?” makes one sound like a moron. Please abstain. Just sayin’
May 5th
I may be somewhat lady-like, but that hardly keeps me from enjoying a good session of shite getting blown the fuck up. Just sayin’
May 4th
May 2nd
Love is just a chemical reaction, like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is just paint-covered plaster… Only in the eyes of the cold, the bitter, and the hopeless. Just sayin’
May 2nd
Public Transit Solutions
To clear a packed bus, alternate between hacking coughs, snorts, and audible oinks. You may also want to pull out a map and lick Mexico. Just sayin’
May 1st
April 2009
4 posts
Apr 30th
Five 'People' I Want on my Side in a Bar Fight
In no particular order: John McClane The Terminator The Predator The Alien Queen McLovin Just sayin’
Apr 30th
You know how Daleks exterminate? Well, I defenestrate. Just sayin’
Apr 30th