The abyss thinks you are a creeper. It only looks into you when you eat bad chinese food.
Just sayin’
He gets to eat babies, and nobody says anything because it seems so natural and right that he should. People look at him and think “Hey, now there’s a man who would eat a juicy, delicious baby.” Om nom nom.
Just sayin’
Light Amplified by Ztimulated Emission of Radiation makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Literally.
Just sayin’
It’s autopsy time. I have several years worth of bets pending on my Pod Creature™ theory. Chop chop, now. Get with the slicing!
Just sayin’
Getting antibiotics for my throat. That’s what SHE said, but for very different reasons. See, I have laryngitis, while SHE has a nasty case of syphilis.
Just sayin’
Know how the Human Torch yells “Flame on!” to activate his powers? I wish this also worked for pants.
Just sayin’
When your cat compulsively rubs her face against EVERYTHING, it is unwise to leave half of an apple on the table. Not even for a minute. Just sayin’
Are for seeing, not for peeing, you sick fuck! Just sayin’
